He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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