I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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