I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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