god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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