yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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