I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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