Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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