Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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