dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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