so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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