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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  "Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply

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  I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.

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