Already got asked if we're dating
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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