My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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