sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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