Duck Duck Cougar?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...