Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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