ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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