Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
