your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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