i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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