We got so high we made milksteak
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
A bitchslap is in order.
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