In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So many bounce houses so little time
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
This toilet bowl is my home.
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