she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I got inside last night via doggy door
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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