Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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