check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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