quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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