so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
this just has baby written all over it
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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