You really coming over, don't trick.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
