i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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