we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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