Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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