My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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