i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My balls are so social today.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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