Dual....:-)
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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