Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
