Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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