I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
