It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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