She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
