Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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