so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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