see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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