Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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