I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"