you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
A bitchslap is in order.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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