Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Randomize
