Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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