Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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