erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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