Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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