There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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