i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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