Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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