Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He kissed a someone with a penis
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
