You work out of a Hotel?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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