All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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