Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
