clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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